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Folder: Funny Names

Creatures: 70
A folder for all my creatures with names I find funny.

Come Into My Mouth
Male Rainbow Dontorex
Captive Bred (G6)
Anxious
Male icon Rainbow Chroma
Come Into My Mouth
Male Rainbow Dontorex
G6(Captive Bred)
Male icon
Rainbow Chroma
ID: UGSG
Anxious
I Have Bratwurst And Tuna Salad
Hermaphrodite Obsidian Dysonette
Captive Bred (G2)
Lazy
Hermaphrodite icon Obsidian Chroma
I Have Bratwurst And Tuna Salad
Hermaphrodite Obsidian Dysonette
G2(Captive Bred)
Hermaphrodite icon
Obsidian Chroma
ID: rcba
Lazy
I Have A Weiner And Beef Curtai
Hermaphrodite Silver Dysonette
Wild Caught
Valiant
Hermaphrodite icon Silver Chroma
I Have A Weiner And Beef Curtai
Hermaphrodite Silver Dysonette
WC (Wild Caught)
Hermaphrodite icon
Silver Chroma
ID: izEu
Valiant
I Have A Faucet And A Drain Hole
Hermaphrodite Gold Dysonette
Captive Bred (G2)
Lazy
Hermaphrodite icon Gold Chroma
I Have A Faucet And A Drain Hole
Hermaphrodite Gold Dysonette
G2(Captive Bred)
Hermaphrodite icon
Gold Chroma
ID: -KvL
Lazy
I Have A Key And A Keyhole
Hermaphrodite Bronze Dysonette
Captive Bred (G2)
Stoic
Hermaphrodite icon Bronze Chroma
I Have A Key And A Keyhole
Hermaphrodite Bronze Dysonette
G2(Captive Bred)
Hermaphrodite icon
Bronze Chroma
ID: U0Ng
Stoic
I Have A Sword And A Sheath
Hermaphrodite Rainbow Dysonette
Captive Bred (G3)
Curious
Hermaphrodite icon Rainbow Chroma
I Have A Sword And A Sheath
Hermaphrodite Rainbow Dysonette
G3(Captive Bred)
Hermaphrodite icon
Rainbow Chroma
ID: eBSpFZ
Curious
I Have A Glock And A Holster
Hermaphrodite Sapphire Dysonette
Captive Bred (G3)
Lazy
Hermaphrodite icon Sapphire Chroma
I Have A Glock And A Holster
Hermaphrodite Sapphire Dysonette
G3(Captive Bred)
Hermaphrodite icon
Sapphire Chroma
I Have A Wee Wee And A Hoo Ha
Hermaphrodite Tan Dysonette
Captive Bred (G2)
Stoic
Hermaphrodite icon Tan Chroma
I Have A Wee Wee And A Hoo Ha
Hermaphrodite Tan Dysonette
G2(Captive Bred)
Hermaphrodite icon
Tan Chroma
ID: uZANc
Stoic
Get The Flock Out Of My Face
Male Tan Falcoraptor
Captive Bred (G2)
Curious
Male icon Tan Chroma
Get The Flock Out Of My Face
Male Tan Falcoraptor
G2(Captive Bred)
Male icon
Tan Chroma
ID: jz1EMD
Curious
I Have A Girthy Snake
Male Red Falsehead Viper
Wild Caught
Haughty
Male icon Red Chroma
I Have A Girthy Snake
Male Red Falsehead Viper
WC (Wild Caught)
Male icon
Red Chroma
ID: vdvgD
Haughty
A Snake Or You Happy To See Me?
Male Obsidian Falsehead Viper
Wild Caught
Anxious
Male icon Obsidian Chroma
A Snake Or You Happy To See Me?
Male Obsidian Falsehead Viper
WC (Wild Caught)
Male icon
Obsidian Chroma
ID: 2gZjp6
Anxious
Faurauk Me Silly
Female Pink Faurauk
Captive Bred (G4)
Lazy
Female icon Pink Chroma
Faurauk Me Silly
Female Pink Faurauk
G4(Captive Bred)
Female icon
Pink Chroma
ID: go7Fd
Lazy
Faurauk Me Rough Daddy
Female White Faurauk
Captive Bred (G4)
Lazy
Female icon White Chroma
Faurauk Me Rough Daddy
Female White Faurauk
G4(Captive Bred)
Female icon
White Chroma
ID: aauzD
Lazy
Faurauk Me Until I Scream Daddy
Female Obsidian Faurauk
Captive Bred (G2)
Curious
Female icon Obsidian Chroma
Faurauk Me Until I Scream Daddy
Female Obsidian Faurauk
G2(Captive Bred)
Female icon
Obsidian Chroma
ID: jRsdtX
Curious
Let's Faurauk Right Now
Male Obsidian Faurauk
Captive Bred (G3)
Curious
Male icon Obsidian Chroma
Let's Faurauk Right Now
Male Obsidian Faurauk
G3(Captive Bred)
Male icon
Obsidian Chroma
ID: nv78
Curious
Faurauk Me Until I'm Exhausted
Female Silver Faurauk
Captive Bred (G9)
Curious
Female icon Silver Chroma
Faurauk Me Until I'm Exhausted
Female Silver Faurauk
G9(Captive Bred)
Female icon
Silver Chroma
ID: JlWIN
Curious
I Want To Faurauk You Right Now
Male Silver Faurauk
Captive Bred (G5)
Lazy
Male icon Silver Chroma
I Want To Faurauk You Right Now
Male Silver Faurauk
G5(Captive Bred)
Male icon
Silver Chroma
ID: UtOSY
Lazy
I Want You To Faurauk Me So Hard
Female Gold Faurauk
Captive Bred (G10)
Playful
Female icon Gold Chroma
I Want You To Faurauk Me So Hard
Female Gold Faurauk
G10(Captive Bred)
Female icon
Gold Chroma
ID: KldLVo
Playful
I'll Faurauk You With No Lube
Male Gold Faurauk
Captive Bred (G3)
Playful
Male icon Gold Chroma
I'll Faurauk You With No Lube
Male Gold Faurauk
G3(Captive Bred)
Male icon
Gold Chroma
ID: FHq-K
Playful
Faurauk Me Until I Kumm
Female Bronze Faurauk
Captive Bred (G2)
Haughty
Female icon Bronze Chroma
Faurauk Me Until I Kumm
Female Bronze Faurauk
G2(Captive Bred)
Female icon
Bronze Chroma
ID: Kumn
Haughty
I'm Gonna Faurauk You So Deep
Male Bronze Faurauk
Captive Bred (G4)
Haughty
Male icon Bronze Chroma
I'm Gonna Faurauk You So Deep
Male Bronze Faurauk
G4(Captive Bred)
Male icon
Bronze Chroma
ID: 2c6LqF
Haughty
Faurauk Me Good Daddy
Female Rainbow Faurauk
Captive Bred (G2)
Haughty
Female icon Rainbow Chroma
Faurauk Me Good Daddy
Female Rainbow Faurauk
G2(Captive Bred)
Female icon
Rainbow Chroma
ID: Qcqh
Haughty
Faurauk Me Until I Pass Out
Female Sapphire Faurauk
Captive Bred (G9)
Valiant
Female icon Sapphire Chroma
Faurauk Me Until I Pass Out
Female Sapphire Faurauk
G9(Captive Bred)
Female icon
Sapphire Chroma
ID: K_sb
Valiant
I'm Gonna Faurauk You Silly
Male Sapphire Faurauk
Captive Bred (G2)
Anxious
Male icon Sapphire Chroma
I'm Gonna Faurauk You Silly
Male Sapphire Faurauk
G2(Captive Bred)
Male icon
Sapphire Chroma
ID: f6C5
Anxious
Faurauk Me All Night Daddy
Female Emerald Faurauk
Captive Bred (G2)
Curious
Female icon Emerald Chroma
Faurauk Me All Night Daddy
Female Emerald Faurauk
G2(Captive Bred)
Female icon
Emerald Chroma
ID: hwr8
Curious
I'm Gonna Faurauk You Rough
Male Emerald Faurauk
Captive Bred (G5)
Curious
Male icon Emerald Chroma
I'm Gonna Faurauk You Rough
Male Emerald Faurauk
G5(Captive Bred)
Male icon
Emerald Chroma
ID: huxo
Curious
Faurauk Me So Deep Daddy
Female Tan Faurauk
Captive Bred (G8)
Mischievous
Female icon Tan Chroma
Faurauk Me So Deep Daddy
Female Tan Faurauk
G8(Captive Bred)
Female icon
Tan Chroma
ID: y1f1uv
Mischievous
We Faurauk Without Lube
Male Tan Faurauk
Captive Bred (G3)
Lazy
Male icon Tan Chroma
We Faurauk Without Lube
Male Tan Faurauk
G3(Captive Bred)
Male icon
Tan Chroma
ID: ZkgVM
Lazy
You Always Faurauk Me So Well
Female Ruby Faurauk
Captive Bred (G5)
Curious
Female icon Ruby Chroma
You Always Faurauk Me So Well
Female Ruby Faurauk
G5(Captive Bred)
Female icon
Ruby Chroma
ID: qEh_
Curious
I'm Gonna Faurauk You All Night
Male Ruby Faurauk
Captive Bred (G4)
Valiant
Male icon Ruby Chroma
I'm Gonna Faurauk You All Night
Male Ruby Faurauk
G4(Captive Bred)
Male icon
Ruby Chroma
ID: tSqJXF
Valiant
My Wings Are Showers Not Growers
Male Rainbow Fulminifer
Captive Bred (G3)
Curious
Male icon Rainbow Chroma
My Wings Are Showers Not Growers
Male Rainbow Fulminifer
G3(Captive Bred)
Male icon
Rainbow Chroma
ID: TWVU
Curious
Deez Knuttes
Female Red Knutte
Captive Bred (G3)
Curious
Female icon Red Chroma
Deez Knuttes
Female Red Knutte
G3(Captive Bred)
Female icon
Red Chroma
ID: 4uqC
Curious
Giving Out All The Knutte
Male Red Knutte
Wild Caught
Haughty
Male icon Red Chroma
Giving Out All The Knutte
Male Red Knutte
WC (Wild Caught)
Male icon
Red Chroma
ID: UOqK
Haughty
Take All My Knutte
Male Green Knutte
Wild Caught
Curious
Male icon Green Chroma
Take All My Knutte
Male Green Knutte
WC (Wild Caught)
Male icon
Green Chroma
ID: J0LS
Curious
Let Me Knutte In Your Mouth
Male Blue Knutte
Captive Bred (G3)
Haughty
Male icon Blue Chroma
Let Me Knutte In Your Mouth
Male Blue Knutte
G3(Captive Bred)
Male icon
Blue Chroma
ID: TBUg-
Haughty
I'm Gonna Bust A Big Knutte
Male Purple Knutte
Captive Bred (G9)
Anxious
Male icon Purple Chroma
I'm Gonna Bust A Big Knutte
Male Purple Knutte
G9(Captive Bred)
Male icon
Purple Chroma
ID: HrhZ
Anxious
Knutte On Me Daddy
Female Orange Knutte
Wild Caught
Anxious
Female icon Orange Chroma
Knutte On Me Daddy
Female Orange Knutte
WC (Wild Caught)
Female icon
Orange Chroma
ID: IG0O
Anxious
Knutte In My Mouth Daddy
Female White Knutte
Wild Caught
Mischievous
Female icon White Chroma
Knutte In My Mouth Daddy
Female White Knutte
WC (Wild Caught)
Female icon
White Chroma
ID: eHa5
Mischievous
Dixie Normous
Female Obsidian Knutte
Wild Caught
Valiant
Female icon Obsidian Chroma
Dixie Normous
Female Obsidian Knutte
WC (Wild Caught)
Female icon
Obsidian Chroma
ID: 2sDix
Valiant
Knutte Guzzler
Female Silver Knutte
Wild Caught
Mischievous
Female icon Silver Chroma
Knutte Guzzler
Female Silver Knutte
WC (Wild Caught)
Female icon
Silver Chroma
ID: 8c1wK
Mischievous
Knuttes Of Steel
Male Silver Knutte
Captive Bred (G2)
Stoic
Male icon Silver Chroma
Knuttes Of Steel
Male Silver Knutte
G2(Captive Bred)
Male icon
Silver Chroma
ID: wwjj
Stoic
I Can Handle All Your Knutte
Female Gold Knutte
Wild Caught
Curious
Female icon Gold Chroma
I Can Handle All Your Knutte
Female Gold Knutte
WC (Wild Caught)
Female icon
Gold Chroma
ID: JUyz
Curious
I'm Gonna Knutte On You
Male Gold Knutte
Wild Caught
Valiant
Male icon Gold Chroma
I'm Gonna Knutte On You
Male Gold Knutte
WC (Wild Caught)
Male icon
Gold Chroma
ID: t0pnuY
Valiant
I Cream When I Knutte
Female Bronze Knutte
Wild Caught
Playful
Female icon Bronze Chroma
I Cream When I Knutte
Female Bronze Knutte
WC (Wild Caught)
Female icon
Bronze Chroma
ID: CWgTT5
Playful
Give Me All Your Knutte Daddy
Female Rainbow Knutte
Wild Caught
Lazy
Female icon Rainbow Chroma
Give Me All Your Knutte Daddy
Female Rainbow Knutte
WC (Wild Caught)
Female icon
Rainbow Chroma
ID: RVlJ
Lazy
I Want You To Knutte In Me
Female Sapphire Knutte
Wild Caught
Haughty
Female icon Sapphire Chroma
I Want You To Knutte In Me
Female Sapphire Knutte
WC (Wild Caught)
Female icon
Sapphire Chroma
ID: lJ08
Haughty
I Want To Swallow Your Knutte
Female Emerald Knutte
Wild Caught
Haughty
Female icon Emerald Chroma
I Want To Swallow Your Knutte
Female Emerald Knutte
WC (Wild Caught)
Female icon
Emerald Chroma
ID: KZBK
Haughty
Knutte On My Body
Female Tan Knutte
Wild Caught
Playful
Female icon Tan Chroma
Knutte On My Body
Female Tan Knutte
WC (Wild Caught)
Female icon
Tan Chroma
ID: qGzafi
Playful
Hold My Knuttes
Male Tan Knutte
Wild Caught
Curious
Male icon Tan Chroma
Hold My Knuttes
Male Tan Knutte
WC (Wild Caught)
Male icon
Tan Chroma
ID: Xvk-wX
Curious
I Want You To Knutte All In Me
Female Ruby Knutte
Wild Caught
Stoic
Female icon Ruby Chroma
I Want You To Knutte All In Me
Female Ruby Knutte
WC (Wild Caught)
Female icon
Ruby Chroma
ID: 35HBwy
Stoic
Post Knutte Clarity
Male Ruby Knutte
Wild Caught
Curious
Male icon Ruby Chroma
Post Knutte Clarity
Male Ruby Knutte
WC (Wild Caught)
Male icon
Ruby Chroma
ID: Z6l22s
Curious
Ku Klux Klan Dragon
Female Emerald Lightcatcher
Captive Bred (G8)
Stoic
Female icon Emerald Chroma
Ku Klux Klan Dragon
Female Emerald Lightcatcher
G8(Captive Bred)
Female icon
Emerald Chroma
ID: _Kkk
Stoic
I'm A Little Crabby Hoe
Female Silver Long-Nosed Wheel Crab
Wild Caught
Anxious
Female icon Silver Chroma
I'm A Little Crabby Hoe
Female Silver Long-Nosed Wheel Crab
WC (Wild Caught)
Female icon
Silver Chroma
ID: hO34kz
Anxious
I Have A Pistol And A Stamen
Hermaphrodite Red Mobuluma
Captive Bred (G2)
Haughty
Hermaphrodite icon Red Chroma
I Have A Pistol And A Stamen
Hermaphrodite Red Mobuluma
G2(Captive Bred)
Hermaphrodite icon
Red Chroma
ID: 2162wc
Haughty
I Have A Pork And A Beef Curtain
Hermaphrodite Green Mobuluma
Captive Bred (G2)
Lazy
Hermaphrodite icon Green Chroma
I Have A Pork And A Beef Curtain
Hermaphrodite Green Mobuluma
G2(Captive Bred)
Hermaphrodite icon
Green Chroma
I Have A Tool And A Fanny
Hermaphrodite Blue Mobuluma
Captive Bred (G2)
Lazy
Hermaphrodite icon Blue Chroma
I Have A Tool And A Fanny
Hermaphrodite Blue Mobuluma
G2(Captive Bred)
Hermaphrodite icon
Blue Chroma
I Have A Prick And A Snatch
Hermaphrodite Purple Mobuluma
Wild Caught
Playful
Hermaphrodite icon Purple Chroma
I Have A Prick And A Snatch
Hermaphrodite Purple Mobuluma
WC (Wild Caught)
Hermaphrodite icon
Purple Chroma
ID: eplNH
Playful
I Have A Stick And A Hole
Hermaphrodite Obsidian Mobuluma
Wild Caught
Playful
Hermaphrodite icon Obsidian Chroma
I Have A Stick And A Hole
Hermaphrodite Obsidian Mobuluma
WC (Wild Caught)
Hermaphrodite icon
Obsidian Chroma
ID: zFfZs
Playful
I Have A Sausage And Eggs
Hermaphrodite Gold Mobuluma
Wild Caught
Haughty
Hermaphrodite icon Gold Chroma
I Have A Sausage And Eggs
Hermaphrodite Gold Mobuluma
WC (Wild Caught)
Hermaphrodite icon
Gold Chroma
ID: DJ1Nif
Haughty
I Have A Rod And A Clam
Hermaphrodite Bronze Mobuluma
Wild Caught
Stoic
Hermaphrodite icon Bronze Chroma
I Have A Rod And A Clam
Hermaphrodite Bronze Mobuluma
WC (Wild Caught)
Hermaphrodite icon
Bronze Chroma
ID: eyGd9
Stoic
I Have A Pee-Pee And A Hooha
Hermaphrodite Rainbow Mobuluma
Wild Caught
Playful
Hermaphrodite icon Rainbow Chroma
I Have A Pee-Pee And A Hooha
Hermaphrodite Rainbow Mobuluma
WC (Wild Caught)
Hermaphrodite icon
Rainbow Chroma
ID: cj93
Playful
I Have A P And A V
Hermaphrodite Emerald Mobuluma
Captive Bred (G2)
Lazy
Hermaphrodite icon Emerald Chroma
I Have A P And A V
Hermaphrodite Emerald Mobuluma
G2(Captive Bred)
Hermaphrodite icon
Emerald Chroma
ID: M3LYd
Lazy
I Have A Porklink And A Meatslit
Hermaphrodite Ruby Mobuluma
Captive Bred (G2)
Lazy
Hermaphrodite icon Ruby Chroma
I Have A Porklink And A Meatslit
Hermaphrodite Ruby Mobuluma
G2(Captive Bred)
Hermaphrodite icon
Ruby Chroma
F_-k
Male Red Neon Racer
Wild Caught
Mischievous
Male icon Red Chroma
F_-k
Male Red Neon Racer
WC (Wild Caught)
Male icon
Red Chroma
ID: F_-k
Mischievous
Let's Talk About Sex Baby
Male Rainbow Scale Mimic
Wild Caught
Mischievous
Male icon Rainbow Chroma
Let's Talk About Sex Baby
Male Rainbow Scale Mimic
WC (Wild Caught)
Male icon
Rainbow Chroma
ID: SexB
Mischievous
Let Me Slime In Your Mouth Daddy
Female Rainbow Selm
Wild Caught
Haughty
Female icon Rainbow Chroma
Let Me Slime In Your Mouth Daddy
Female Rainbow Selm
WC (Wild Caught)
Female icon
Rainbow Chroma
ID: qxlwK
Haughty
I'll Skeet My Slime Onto You
Male Rainbow Selm
Captive Bred (G2)
Anxious
Male icon Rainbow Chroma
I'll Skeet My Slime Onto You
Male Rainbow Selm
G2(Captive Bred)
Male icon
Rainbow Chroma
ID: Ymny
Anxious
I'm Gonna Slime Down Your Throat
Male Ruby Selm
Wild Caught
Mischievous
Male icon Ruby Chroma
I'm Gonna Slime Down Your Throat
Male Ruby Selm
WC (Wild Caught)
Male icon
Ruby Chroma
ID: O6vzLc
Mischievous
Owl See You Later
Male Emerald Wendistrix
Captive Bred (G2)
Haughty
Male icon Emerald Chroma
Owl See You Later
Male Emerald Wendistrix
G2(Captive Bred)
Male icon
Emerald Chroma
ID: o9E8Q
Haughty
Whooooo Are You?
Female Tan Wendistrix
Wild Caught
Anxious
Female icon Tan Chroma
Whooooo Are You?
Female Tan Wendistrix
WC (Wild Caught)
Female icon
Tan Chroma
ID: hlXY-j
Anxious